So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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