my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Duck Duck Cougar?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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