too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Are we still banned from the library?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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