my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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