I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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