I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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