Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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