And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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