No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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