i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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