Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
