"it" just moved
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
