U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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