Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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