Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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