What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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