Moan for me like Helen Keller
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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