What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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