so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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