just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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