is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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