Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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