I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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