yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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