Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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