The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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