You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
only you would photoshop your dick
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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