why do cheetos always look like penises
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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