are you still at the devil's house?
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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