Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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