wakey wakey hands off snakey
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I need a beard to bite.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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