everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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