I want to stick my p in your. b.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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