okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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