The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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