id be glad to
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize