we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I love you. Go after that dick
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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