If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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