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Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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