please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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