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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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