she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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