everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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