Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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