It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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