is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Randomize