And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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