it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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