Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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