Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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