It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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