fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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