My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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