White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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