i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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