"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she told me i tasted like america
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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