I'm going to jail i love you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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