we made out on top of his cat.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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