super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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