Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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