Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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